Things I learned in Mexico
1. Don't take beef jerky into the country. The scary Mexican Customs agents confiscate it. "You can't have this!!" Though I am convinced they had some nice beef jerky from the stupid Americans for their break...






2. You can't return to the US with your pretty $50 bridesmaid bouquet. Thankfully, they told us that one, so Katie kept them for the rest of their honeymoon. The girl has more flowers in her hotel room!
3. Offer the wait staff and employees drinks. They will appreciate it. They will do anything for you after you spend time with them drinking...case in point, Screwdriver Eduardo, who made sure the boys could stay in the pool while it was raining by bringing them umbrellas to stand under while they drank with him!
4. All it takes to open up the boob flashing is one drunk girl to start it off. Don't be that drunk girl, especially when your dad is in the pool with you. Or at least make sure he turns his back.
5. Eating at the Japanese restaurant after drinking all day is not a good idea. Especially when your husband likes sushi...it smells bad!
6. Massages are amazing...amazing, I tell you!
7. Wear sunscreen or your feet will look like raw meat, and you won't want to swim, go in the hot tub, walk on the beach, or wear shoes for the whole vacation! (poor Stuart!)
8. Don't run on the beach without shoes...you will get blood blisters or your toes will rip open! (poor Shane and Jeromy!!)
9. I love all inclusive resorts...it was the best vacation ever! We will definitely do it again. I think I should start saving now. Maybe for our 10 year anniversary we can go back!!
10. I wish my sisters could have come too.
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