You should have bought a lottery ticket...

Well, I turned the house upside down...looked everywhere at least twice, then Matt looked in all the same places. I called and called the phone trying to hear it. I called the pool and Target. I drove back to the pool to see if it was in the parking lot or locker room. Nothing!! I finally decided that maybe I had put it on top of the van and drove off with it there. Now why I would have done this, I don't know. I have never done it before. So I took a walk for about a mile looking on the side of the road. Decided to take a bike ride and went about 7 miles (I said 5 on facebook, but clocked it this morning...it was 7) turned around and started riding back. Got pissed off when some other biker rode by me and yelled at me for being on the wrong side of the road. Mind your own business buddy, my phone's not on your side of the road! Then miraculously, there it was. Sitting in the tall grass on the side of the road. So HA! Mr. Biker, if I had followed your rude advice, I would still be without a phone! It is even still perfect. Not a scratch on it. The case is a little banged up, but I will take it! I couldn't believe my luck, until I continued my ride home and there was a guy in his yard picking up a 4 foot long dead snake to carry to the creek. It was at that point that I decided this is truly NOT my lucky day and started pedaling much, much faster to get away from the snake man and his snake yard.

We went to swim lessons today again and I have decided I am done with them. The girls basically hate them and I am tired of trying to coax them into not crying and participating. I don't think they have smiled more than once each the entire 6 days we have gone. So no more. Surely I can teach them the same things in our pool here where they might at least have fun.

Peyton quotes of the day:
S: "Can I have a kiss this morning?"
P: "No, I don't have any kisses left, I gave them all to Nan...I could try to find a hug though."

And another one:
P: "I am just going to take my clothes off, go on stage and dance. It will be fun."

And Kalee Jo:
After seeing Peyton take her clothes off, starts stripping down..."Mommy...my boobies!! Big ones!!"

Yes, they are 4 and 2. Why do they both have stripper tendencies? I am officially worried!

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